Aside from being a humorous, and extremely accurate, kwote, today’s piece does have some significance. For the next five days, I’ll be in the rough and tumble back woods of Canada, on a good ol’ fashioned fishing trip.
Alas, tis not all good news that I bring you. You see, they haven’t discovered the internet in the region of Canada that I’ll be in, so I won’t be able to write to you fine people during the trip. Don’t blame me, blame the Canadians.
Never fear! I’ll be back in a few short days, ready to bring you more of my favorite kwotes.
Wish me luck on my fishing adventure. Hopefully I don’t cross the line and become an idiot, standing on the shore. I don’t have high hopes, though.
As the Canadians say, arrivederci!