It’s Valentine’s Day. The holiday where sickeningly adorable couples exchange heart-shaped boxes of candy and sour scrooges damn Hallmark for making lovey dovey greeting cards. A fine celebration indeed.
In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d tell you all what I think about love. It’s a bit hard to describe, though. I don’t know if I could write a whole post clearly expressing my thoughts on topic.
That’s why I’ve created this list of the 20 snappiest love similes of all time. What better way to express my feelings than some expertly crafted figurative language?
So sit back, grab a pink lollipop, and enjoy.
Love is like a cell phone; it works sometimes.
Love is like a cup of coffee; dark and bitter
Love is like a banana; it has brown spots and you can peel it
Love is like a clock; it makes ticking noises like a bomb
Love is like a glass of spilt milk; you can clean it up, but it leaves a funny smell
Love is like a cactus; it’s prickly, but inviting
Love is like a refrigerator; it makes things cold
Love is like a radish; the color is pretty but it tastes like poo
Love is like a thumb tack; it hurts like hell if you get stabbed with it
Love is like hand sanitizer; you have to go to the hospital if you get it in your eye
Love is like a fire hydrant; it’s often peed on by canines
Love is like an undershirt; it soaks up all your armpit sweat
Love is like a fire; it keeps you warm….and can burn off your skin
Love is like a crayon; it’s waxy and ineffective
Love is like a Miley Cyrus; everyone loves to hate it
Love is like a ham sandwich; you don’t wana eat it, but you will if you have to
Love is like a sand; it’s annoying if you get it in your shoe
Love is like an umbrella; no matter how hard you try, you look like a fool using it
Love is like a frisbee; it’s hard to throw well
Love is like rat; it’s kinda cute but it more than likely has a disease
Well there you have it. I hope you enjoy this fine celebration. Eat lots of chocolate and daydream about love. Maybe you could come up with some love similes of your own. And if you do that, you could certainly share them with me. I’d be delighted to hear them.
Happy Valentine’s Day